Hey, Mister, Got a Fact?
I have a problem. No, I mean…I have a Problem. A big problem. An I-need-a-12-step-program problem, only I wouldn’t go because I don’t want to recover. It’s fun. I like it. You see…I want to know everything. Ever. Oh, not gossip, or basketball scores, or how many hairs are on my arm–I want to know all the cool stuff. All of it. Did you know there are no rivers in the northern half of the Yucatán peninsula? The whole thing is karst! Local people access fresh water from the cenotes.