Tis the season for sparkly cat vomit. (Cats + Tinsel. You do the math.)
It’s the season for my 16yo to prance around the house like a velociraptor in a Santa hat saying “Chrisssstmmaaaass…”
“Child, did you put the dishes away?”
“Chrissssttmaassss…”
“Did you feed the cat?”
“Chriiiiiisssstmassss…”
“Do you want some gravy?”
“Chriiiiissssssttmmmmaaasssss…”
It’s the time my inner Evil comes out, as I wrap the three new videogames that are cool but not what she asked for in the same wrapping paper (no disguising box either, she KNOWS those are games), and then hide the game she begged me for in the very bottom of the only gift bag, with another present on top so she’ll be more surprised when she finds it.
It is, alas, the time of year when I run out of holiday spirit well before the holiday. It doesn’t help that I’ve been sick for a week and my 16yo is currently down an excellent impression of a seal.
So if you celebrate Christmas and you get the Grinch too, maybe you’ll get a kick out of this, one of my favorite Christmas carols. If you don’t celebrate, you can laugh at what we silly people put ourselves through.
Twelve Pains of Christmas (I wanted to embed it but the site won’t let me and I’m not up to figuring it out.)
Or is Straight No Chaser more your thing? These guys are wonderful.
I apologize for the content-light post. And whatever you celebrate—or don’t celebrate—I’m pretty sure I speak for all of Turtleduck Press when I wish you all a season of love and light, laughter and peace.
Or sparkly cat-vomit, if you’re into that.
Hugs. I feel you.